小皮酸奶在英国哪里卖？我英国同事说他给宝宝吃的是小皮。 英国酸奶
小莫溞麦在线试听歌词
歌词；大家好我叫小莫 我今天夜里寂寞
无奈想和你做爱
那就是现在 是不要失败
用你的舌头跟我一起澎湃
呃哼~ 报复行不行
在吃点冰激凌
满足我的高潮你不要喊停
我真的想要 你搂着我睡觉
摸着我的咪咪 我就疯狂乱叫
我真的受不了 你不要跑掉
看到你的棒棒 我就想吃掉
它真的好大 是用了什么料
进入我的身体 让我呻吟尖叫
呃~ 好热 好热 我真的好热
这种感觉是真的很不错
你摸着我的腿 在亲着我的嘴
弄的人家妹妹是好多的水
呃~小象小象 哼~ 我要我要 我要你楼着我的腰
我们一起飘 谁给我的感觉 在拿双拖鞋
扔进我洞洞里 疼的我喊爷
你拿着快乐器 让我疼得脸发绿
不是妹妹不争气 是真的好吃力
是青春长在 我感觉很无奈
给我高潮来做爱 是真的很不奈
你吃片性药 然后在跟我干票
不是你要跟我闹 是真的好奇妙奥 现在看这里 我手里拿根笔
伸进你的屁眼里 在倒点七喜
是这种感觉 得咬着拖鞋 拍着你的屁股
嘴里喊着 呀嘛嗲 嗯~
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英国幽默笑话
1.
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head
2,
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
"Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
3,
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.
"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.
"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said
4,
Hen's Legs
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their
eggs into pieces when laying
5,
A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?
The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.
The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?
The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.
The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and
straight.
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?
6,
Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?
God: It only means a minute.
Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?
God: Just a small coin.
Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.
God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.
7.
Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered.
"And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."
《小莫骚卖》歌词
大家好我叫小莫 我今天夜里寂寞
无奈想和你做爱
那就是现在 是不要失败
用你的舌头跟我一起澎湃
呃哼~ 报复行不行
在吃点冰激凌
满足我的高潮你不要喊停
我真的想要 你搂着我睡觉
摸着我的咪咪 我就疯狂乱叫
小皮的酸奶果泥，一共有几款？
之前是三款，今年多出了两款，一款是纯蔬菜的，胡萝卜甘薯酸奶果泥，还有一款是西梅酸奶果泥。 小皮还是第一个婴童食品品牌出蔬菜酸奶果泥的。他们家的理念我特别喜欢，就是希望孩子能吃到食物的真滋味，不挑食，不偏食。