一个黑人快要渴死在沙漠里了英语笑话带翻译？
跪求这个冷笑话的英文翻译
Three people together, compare-test marksmanship, by a black cap with something as a target.
The first man in black head, then puts an apple in the distance to ten meters position and raised my hand against a gun will apples, he broke the muzzle said: I 'm zoro!
In the second head put a black cherry, then at a distance of fifty metres, raised my hand against the cherry a gun, he blew a muzzle said: I 'm007
The third person in the black head and put a grain of sesame, and then in the distance of 100 meters away from the gun and raised my hand against the black head is broken, he blew a muzzle said: I 'm sorry...
有一个美国人，英国人和一个中国人在沙漠里遇到神灯的笑话，英文题目和翻译
Wishing
Day, the Americans, British, Chinese people walk in the big desert, and walked to see a bottle, cork floating out one person.
The man said: "I am immortal, I can meet each of you three wishes!"
Americans first cut in and said: "My first wish is to be a lot of money."
The fairy said: "This simple, to meet you! Talk about the second wish."
The Americans said: "I would also like a lot of money!"
Gods to meet his wishes, the Americans added his third wish:
"I get home!"
The fairy said: "No problem."
So the Americans with a lot of money back home.
The gods asked the British.
The Englishman said: "I want beauty!"
The gods gave him beautiful.
The Englishman added: "I would also like beautiful women!"
Gods also meet him, gave him beauty.
The British finally said: "take me home."
The gods sent home to the British asked the Chinese people want.
The Chinese say: "first bottle Erguotou it."
The gods gave him. Asked him, What is the second wish.
The Chinese say: "Another bottle of Double pot!"
The gods asked what is his third wish.
The Chinese say: "I quite like the Americans and British, you put them Dounong back."
Americans and British popular incredible, but could do nothing, the three men had to continue to walk.
I walked on and saw a bottle, open the plug and then emerge one person.
The man said: "I was just fairy apprentice magic did not he high-strength, we can only meet each of you two wishes."
Americans and Britons Total Total to let the Chinese people say, so one would then get him back. So the Chinese people, said: "That first bottle Erguotou it."
The gods meet his wishes.
Americans and Britons urged the Chinese people "said the second wish.
Chinese people drinking Erguotou no hurry, do not panic on the fairy said: "OK, all right, you go."
Americans and Britons angrily followed the Chinese people to continue the journey.
I walked to see a bottle, open the cork and then began giving one person.
The man said: "I am a fairy apprentice apprentice, I can only meet each of you one wish."
Americans hastened to assure said: "I never want to see that Chinese people."
The fairy said: "Yes."
Gods and then turned around and asked the British: "What about yours?"
The British said hastily: "I do not want to see that Chinese people."
The fairy said: "Yes."
Then the fairy turned around and asked the Chinese people: "you?"
The Chinese say: "They are not."
Ever since the Americans and British teeth followed by the Chinese people.
I walked to see a bottle, open the cork and then began giving one person.
The man said: "I am that fairy apprentice apprentice apprentice, I can only meet three of you two wishes."
Americans and British in unison and whispered: "Chinese people say what are not."
The man said: "Yes."
Then the man turned around and asked the Chinese people: "What are you saying?"
The Chinese say: "Let them went back to their homes, do not follow me suffer."
•关于英语的笑话，急要！注：在笑话下面翻译！
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
一名艺术家问画廊老板,最近有没有人对他展出的画感兴趣。“这有好消息和坏消息,”老板回答。“好消息是有一位先生咨询你的作品,他想知道在你死后你的画会不会升值。我告诉他你的画会升值,他就把你的15幅画全都买走了。”
“真是太好了”,艺术家是喜形于色,“那坏消息是什么?”带着关心的口吻,画廊老板回答,“买画的人是你的医生”。
英语笑话带翻译
Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”