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Bad Day——倒霉的一天 There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to .

男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?) 来源于网络女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.)【我立马走人】 男:.

没人和我抢了 有一个男生晚上要坐公车回家,可是因为他到站牌等的时候太晚了,他也不确定到底还有没有车..又不想走路.因为他家很远很偏僻,所以只好等着有没有末.

(39)At Fast Food Restaurant 在快餐馆 Fast food restaurants are popular in the United States for quick, inexpensive meals or snacks. You order your food and take it to a .

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you . www.xiao688旗下英语路 “看,在车已经停止的情况下,里程表上的数字还在跑.”.

The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she .

国王说这样太残忍了于是那个再来一次他有牵了那一头牛到了河边问:认识我不牛急忙点头问, said, King said that the result is too cruel that again that he has led the cow .

a:what is your name? 你叫啥名? b:hu胡(谐音:谁) a:you~你 b:hu~胡 a:who?谁? b:yes, i am~是,我就是 a:i want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 b:hu胡啊 a:you!你! b:yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊 a:so tell me about it那就告诉我啊 b:hu!胡! a:you! what is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?! b:hu is my name!我就叫胡

有一个人有三个儿子,老大叫流氓,老二叫菜刀,老三麻烦.有一天,麻烦失踪了,老大带着老二来到公安局报警,老大对警察说:“警察你好,我是流氓(老大)带着菜.

Girl: Damned my cheeks are cold! Brah Me: Which ones?Friend: LMAO Me: Are you talking about your face of cheeks.or.buttcheeks. I don't know lol?Girl: You hole hits me .